2 definitions by MattMan the incredible

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pork that has been cooked to sexually arrousing perfection.
chef 1: dude that pork tenderloin today was the work of a genius. definitely pornk level

chef 2: oh, for sure man, i swined all over myself
by Mattman the Incredible October 27, 2009

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the act of flipping someone off while still keeping a firm grip on the steering wheel. the wheel finger is used often as a married woman's go to move. This action will typically result in laughter by the receiver
haha wow, i dont think she likes your driving, shes giving us the wheel finger
by MattMan the incredible January 30, 2010

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