75 definitions by Matt Windle poet

Upperhook

/ˈʌpəhʊk/

a punch to the body in boxing, MMA and various other combat sports that combines a hook with an uppercut, resulting in the punch being delivered with a diagonal motion and the arm bent.

"Ricky Hatton broke Castillo's ribs with that upperhook!"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

Lieyesight

/lʌɪsʌɪt/

1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.

2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.

"He tried lying directly to my face but my lieyesight saw straight through it."

by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Snearly

the sensation of missing a sneeze.

"I can feel a sneeze coming... A... Ach... Nope, I've lost it. Snearly!"

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Hitmitt

/hɪtmɪt/

boxing or MMA gloves.

"I can't wait to try on my new hitmitts."

by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

Superlamendous

/su ˈpə ləˈmɛndəs/

the sensation that you feel when your child does well at a sporting event.

Their daughter won her first boxing match and they both felt superlamendous.

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Uncoin

/ˈʌn'kɔɪn/

1. when a once common word becomes archaic and obsolete.

2. goes out of fashion.

"The word 'gringles' was uncoined during the twentieth century."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021