75 definitions by Matt Windle poet

Bibliodium

/ˈbɪblɪəʊdɪəm/

is the general dislike or widespread hatred of reading books.

"They must have bibliodium because I can never persuade them to read a book."

by Matt Windle poet March 2, 2021

Qranxate

/krɑn:zeɪt/

To do nothing but stare lovingly at yourself in a mirror or other form of reflection

"Are you going to leave the house at all or just qranxate all day?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Bookbat

/bʊkbat/

a person who dislikes reading books.

"I haven't read in years. I'm a real bookbat."

by Matt Windle poet March 3, 2021

Tiva

/ˈti və/

a person who is temperamental and difficult to please when making them a cup of tea.

"I made his tea exactly how he asked for it and he still doesn't like it. The man is a right tiva!"

by Matt Windle poet October 13, 2020

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

Gonfidence

/ɡɒnfɪd(ə)ns/

1. the faded feeling or belief that one can have faith in or rely on someone or something.

* the state of no longer feeling certain about the truth of something.

* a lost feeling of self-assurance.

2. no longer being able to talk through private matters or secrets with mutual trust.

3. to lose your mojo.

"After everything that they said to me I'm just filled with gonfidence."

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

Fighteous

/fʌɪtʃəs/

1. Having a justifiable reason to oppose (someone or something)

2. A fighter that is very good; excellent.

He's a fighteous person

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021