14 definitions by Matt I

thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

by Matt I September 10, 2004

Gumpmash

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

by Matt I September 12, 2004

Owned

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!

by Matt I January 30, 2005

Smacktard

Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.

That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.

Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

XD

A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.

Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)

by Matt I May 13, 2005

Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

by Matt I February 11, 2005

Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

by Matt I April 25, 2005