3 definitions by Matt Damon young

spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.

Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here

by Matt Damon young April 17, 2017

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009

More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle

A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.

Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

by Matt Damon young February 7, 2017