Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.
Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!
by queen of the unicorn,her grace August 17, 2010
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