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1 definition by
Matt Actual
Matei
Slang with a penis
that's anything
larger than
9 inches
. The term is derived from a viral YouTube co-host who's multiple "
bulge
" photos make fans believe his penis is abnormally large.
Brice
: Hey, man.
I accidentally
saw you get out of
the shower
. Nice Matei bro!
Mike: I know.
by
Matt Actual
October 23, 2015
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