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Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022
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someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
by MateoTheGreat November 4, 2019
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One of the best games ever made, free to play and has so many better things than pubg
Guy 1: hey bro you wanna play some fortnite?
Guy 2: yeah sure bro that game is awesome, better than pubg at least
by MateoTheGreat March 1, 2018
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When having doggystyle, vaginal sex, the man will push his bent thumb into the females asshole to simulate a fish hook going into a fishes mouth… warning: this may cause stank thumb if you are not careful.
Matt! Did you fuck my mom?!
Yeah I sure did Jayson, I gave that bitch the Fishhook so she couldn’t move anywhere…
by MateoTheGreat August 19, 2021
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