1 definition by MatchesMaloneWasHere

advanced woodworking

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

by MatchesMaloneWasHere September 1, 2015