Definitions by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras

crapopotamus 

Someone wading in a swimming pool, unconsciously shits themselves in the same manner as a hippopotamus does in the wild.

After seeing the emerging brown cloud in the water slowly expanding from behind his swim trunks, I concluded that old man was a real crapopotamus.

crapopotamus by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 11, 2021

Crapachino 

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

Crapachino by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Shartsville 

A fictitious place where one shits themselves as a result of trying to pass a fart.

George thought he was slick to squeeze one off in the elevator not knowing he was on the way to Shartsville!

Shartsville by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras March 5, 2019