Master Apps's definitions

a fibbion handful

In true defenition, To take an excessive amount of something in just one handful. If you where to take a fibbion handful from something like a bowl of chips you would take almost five hands worth of chips in one hand.

Person 1: Hey would like some chips, i love chips dont you? Only take a handful cause im kinda hungry
Person 2: Ok (a fibbion handful)
Person 1: What the fuck! thats like half my packet, and you did it with only one hand, there so huge, literally..
Person 2: BAIL WHOOPPP WHOOPP WHOOPP
Person 1: Nein my chips are all gone now

by Master Apps October 21, 2005

hankering

something someone would get if they where to see somebody of extreme hottness, and you get an instant hard and have to go and have at a mimimum 4 bats in a row.

Will:Jeeze rob did you just see katie w walk past, shiiiittt such a babe, shes getting hotter everyday i rekkon, i got a real hankering for her
Rob:For Sho shes an absolute babe
Sean:Naw shes like 14 years to old for me i need a nice tender three year old
Rob and Will: WHAT THE, lets get him, IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked

I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

fair chat

Its what you say when you see something that is worse than chat, and you dont wanna swear, cause that makes you a theving westie hick. Which is bad

1st Person: Hey, have you seen Britney Spear's fat stomach, due to pregnacy?
2nd Person: I have its chat, in fact fair chat even, im not gonna wank over her for at least a few days.

by Master Apps August 7, 2005

Lebro

Actually named levi but because of his pitiful attempts to act like a ganster he has been nick-named lebro. He is also the biggest loser i have ever met

i was wandering through the school yard and levi walked into me, his gold chains and seedy bumfluf moustache waved in the wind, "watch it lebro" i said, he then picked a fight with me, which lead to me beating the crap out of him with a piece of limp garden hose, and then waxing his try hard moustache with a piece of gaffa tape.

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

the angrey pirate

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.

The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble

by Master Apps September 18, 2005

Unpimp

Unpimp, someone who is un cool, un fashionable, just plan boring. You would have to have been living under a rock for 50 years to be truely unpimp. The word originated in france as one pimp, but it has been used as a insult after being misuderstood by an australian. Thus creating the word, which is now used in all normal Australian households. Also see loser

El was so incrediably unpimp i had to slap her. After my amazingly pimp body touched her, she instantly realised that she was unpimp and decided to spend the rest of her days selling death sticks and re-thinking her life.

by Master Apps August 7, 2005