1 definition by Master of Tonarity
Soi - The Most Word Sic Moist Tonar Variation of Cool.
If you're reading this you are obviously not soi. In this decade of fast food an ready meals people need to look for healthy alternatives. This however is not limitted to the foods we eat, but to our very lifestyle. Soi is an example of that.
Soi gets it definition from Soy. Much like Soy Milk, being soi offers all the characteristics of full phat coolness, without any of the calories. That means you can be all phat and word up yourself without letting it get to your head, causing brain hemmoraging and eventually leading to strokes.
Soi is written this way due to evolution of language. It was originally adopted by the Broven Street Massive, the healthiest hood in Detroit. After a while gangstas cruising along in their low riders adopted the hand signals to remind the pimps that they were Soy. However when it came to making the Y with their fingers, they came to the conclusion a verticle finger represented a virtuous conclusion.
And thus Soi was born.
If you're reading this you are obviously not soi. In this decade of fast food an ready meals people need to look for healthy alternatives. This however is not limitted to the foods we eat, but to our very lifestyle. Soi is an example of that.
Soi gets it definition from Soy. Much like Soy Milk, being soi offers all the characteristics of full phat coolness, without any of the calories. That means you can be all phat and word up yourself without letting it get to your head, causing brain hemmoraging and eventually leading to strokes.
Soi is written this way due to evolution of language. It was originally adopted by the Broven Street Massive, the healthiest hood in Detroit. After a while gangstas cruising along in their low riders adopted the hand signals to remind the pimps that they were Soy. However when it came to making the Y with their fingers, they came to the conclusion a verticle finger represented a virtuous conclusion.
And thus Soi was born.
Gangsta: Check out mah woman!
Down-With-It Gansta Pimp: THAT BITCH IS SOI IMMA TAP THAT ASS
or, for the more conservative
Consumer 1: Hmm, this milk is tasty, yet I have no gained any weight! What is this stuff?
Health Store Clerk: That shit is soi yo!
Down-With-It Gansta Pimp: THAT BITCH IS SOI IMMA TAP THAT ASS
or, for the more conservative
Consumer 1: Hmm, this milk is tasty, yet I have no gained any weight! What is this stuff?
Health Store Clerk: That shit is soi yo!
by Master of Tonarity January 21, 2005