6 definitions by Master Kitty

WTFF

Abbreviation for 'WILL TWEET FOR FOOD'.

That guy on the street corner is holding up a sign that says, "WTFF"....he must be hungry!!!

by Master Kitty April 15, 2014

PTSD

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)

I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.

by Master Kitty February 4, 2016

PUSSIE

A 'selfie' of a female's 'pussy'.

Rhonda sure takes a bunch of PUSSIE'S & sexts them to every guy she knows when she gets drunk.

by Master Kitty August 12, 2015

PUSSIE

A 'selfie' of a female's 'pussy'.

Rhonda sure takes a bunch of PUSSIE'S & sexts them to every guy she knows when she gets drunk.

by Master Kitty August 12, 2015

Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

by Master Kitty May 29, 2006

Polar Whore-Tax

This is an additional fee/tax that a prostitute charges when the requested sexual act is performed outside & the weather is extremely cold.

The hooker told him she charged an additional 'Polar Whore-Tax' when he requested her to give him a blowjob in the snow.

by Master Kitty February 20, 2014