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An horrible sexual fetish involving mlp. Usually combined with other inhuman perversions like futanari, furry, rule34 or bestiality. A common perversion for bronies, even if they vehemently deny that. Examples can be found in r/clopping, in the Rule34 site or in the Fluffybooru site. Threads involving clopping are immediately deleted by the mods of the site that cannot be named ( Rule 1 ). If you find yourself attracted by clopping, please report to the nearest Arbiter station for immediate execution.
Brony: I am into clopping, but it is just an harmless kink
Sane human being: *Revs a chainsword and guts the brony alive.
Brony: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Celestia help meeeeeeeeeee!
Sane human being: May the Emperor have mercy for you, because I won't.
by MassiveAnalLeakage April 26, 2018
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Similar to the Chinese term Baizuo, petaloso is an Italian word meaning somebody obsessed by multiculturalism, immigrant rights, LGBTTQQIAAP, gender or political correctness, while ignoring mundane issues like unemployement, rule of law, poverty, social exclusion and so on. It can be mistaken for a caricature of far left, but sadly it is not. Such individuals are so concerned with virtue signaling and acting "right", to stop caring about important issues and coming out as extreme narcissists. Self hatred towards their race and culture is also common. A Petaloso is like a flower, so full of beautiful petals as empty and hollow inside.

A Petaloso can turn even the most moderate person into another Anders Breivik.
Petaloso: "Let them in! Refugees welcome! They deserve it after everything we did to their culture and their land!"

Sane human being: (Starts citing stats about immigrants crime, also about Mafia involvement in the refugees racket)

Petaloso: "Nazi! Fascist! Evil scumlord! TRIGGGERERRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
by MassiveAnalLeakage August 12, 2019
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A criminal practice amongst the cultural enrichment areas in London, bagging involves knifing across the buttocks or straight in the butthole. While rarely fatal, bagging is very painful and leaves the victim as a lifelong colostomy bag user. For people that think that acid attacks are too mainstream and straight up killing too merciful.
LOL, Sadiq has bagged Ali because he stole his drugs! Bagging is part and parcel of living in a metropolis, I suppose!
by MassiveAnalLeakage September 1, 2019
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