2 definitions by Massive Gareth

Pogmatron

The transformer that Micheal Bay forgot about and didn't put in the films.

Guys I can't believe I've got liver cancer its so pogmatron

by Massive Gareth May 21, 2021

Boglog

What happens when you have a fucking massive curry and then refuse to have any fruit. Needless to say your next trip to the toilet will not be pretty. It will cover the walls and create a brown mist within the room similar to mustard gas. If you manage to access the bog you will see a large log which can be likened to that of a gigantic Cumberland sausage and smells like your nan.

Boglog = Massive Poo

by Massive Gareth May 21, 2021