577 definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.
Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...
Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...
Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2020
Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020
A combination of fuck (or fuss) and ruckus. A random misspeak that occurred when a friend was telling the day care lady to call her if her kid raised a "fuckus" when she was wanting to say fuss or ruckus. It came out as fuckus and caused a very embarrassing situation, and yet in retrospect very funny. When a child is acting up, they are raising a fuckus. An extreem fit.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2019
When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.
After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019
A large Canadian casual-dining restaurant chain owned by Recipe Unlimited (formerly Cara Operations Ltd). It serves entry-level western dishes catered to Canadian style food. Quality and taste is sometimes decent, but often times subpar. Makes for an adequate job for a college student.
Comparable to the American restaurant chains Olive Garden and (less so) Applebees.
Comparable to the American restaurant chains Olive Garden and (less so) Applebees.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 2, 2020
A very popular desktop microphone that has become a gold standard for most casual content creators. Mainly used for podcasts, livestreams, narration or ASMR.
User 1: Which mic should I get for podcasts?
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
User 2: Blue Yeti for sure
User 3: There are also cheaper mics if you dig around on Amazon or Aliexpress and their quality isn't that far off tbh
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021
The subreddit that reflects the same experiences that guys from r/niceguys have, but with regards to the opposite sex.
If a guy from r/niceguys and a girl from r/nicegirls got together, they'd honestly make a pretty great couple.... or a pretty bad one
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022