9 definitions by Marty Mac Ass Farty

Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

Thad

A Thad is basically a mega Chad. A Thad is like a Chad but more powerful. Don't get on the bad side of a Thad or he will continuously yell "FIGHT ME BRO" at you.

Joaquin: Dude look at that Chad he gets all the ladies
Derik: Thats no Chad, THATS A THAD. LOOK AT ALL THE LADIES HE'S GETTING AND HE'S ONLY BEEN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM FOR A WEEK!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty July 7, 2019

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Schmooglebutt

Somebody or something that covers itself with sloppy shit for fun, for sexual pleasure (much like a donelian spanking) or as a defensive utility

I'm tired of you fuckin' shit smearing SCHMOOGLEBUTT critters and you ruining this god given country

by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 4, 2022

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A word only used by humans who are incredibly ignorant and do not have a valid argument or insult. Usually used with clown emojis "🤡" to try and show who is ignorant. But however, the user of the 🤡 is instead the clown in the situation by being a complete fool. Baffoons that unironically use this treacherous word as in insult are usually in the age range from 11-14. Other and much better words to describe and individual who uses "Clown" or "Clown Emojis" as an insult or even believe it is a hurtful word to use are as follows. Bafoon, Imbasile, Moron, Monkey, Ape. Troglodyte, Idiot, Bean Brain, Mush Head, Swine, Pig, Hog, Bozo, Mentally Challenged, Vegetable, Nincompoop, and Jackass. If you or a loved one use clown as an insult please go to the doctor or take them to the doctor to see if you or they suffer from Mental Retardation, Bipolar disorder, Hyperactivity Disorder, Autism, and/or Schizophrenia.

Person A: "Good insult and/or argument"
Person B: "YOU CLOWNING 🤡🤡🤡

by Marty Mac Ass Farty October 29, 2019

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