3 definitions by Marshallllllllllllll Banana

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".
Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015
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Noun:
A conspiracy made up while drinking beer, and/or about the beer you are drinking.

A) A conspiracy involving beer, and/or, a conspiracy thought up while drinking beer.
Person A: My buddy is convinced they put something in the beer at Club ____ . They swear it gets them drunk way faster than anywhere else.
Person B: Sounds like a consbeeracy.
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015
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A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.
Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017
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