Marquiz's definitions

Styx

The most horrible band in the history of modern music. Styx recorded the worst song in human history, 'Mr. Roboto'.

I'd rather have my sack stapled to a cactus than listen to Styx

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Tea-Bag

Similar to the Yokozuna, where one surprises a sleeping/intoxicated person by placing the scrotum on their forehead, and usually taking a photograph.

He got tea-bagged in the Hilliard Room

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Jurado

Any of an elite caliber of second basemen in the game of softball.

Jurado is an intergal part of his team's double-play combination.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

Sloot

What you call sluts when they are within earshot.

What's up, sloots?

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

condom hat

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

slumpbuster

A promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do - however he sleeps with her anyways because he's in a slump.

Come on man, it was a slumpbuster.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003