Fontanim

n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.

Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.

by Markee Mark April 01, 2007

Star Bit

A hard candy-like snack enjoyed by people in Super Mario Galaxy.

I need to eat 80 star bits to burst with snacky happiness then transform!

by Markee Mark May 13, 2008

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Niggerdick

When someone is just being a really big dick.

Bob! Why do you have to keep eating the last ice cream sandwich from the fridge all the time!? You are being a stupid Niggerdick!

by Markee Mark June 04, 2007

Beanie Man

n. A man who literally always wears his beanie.

Scott: "You've worn that thing in the shower for the 5th time this month!"
Brian: "I just forget I have it on!"
Scott: "You're such a Beanie Man."

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007