Markee Mark's definitions

Fontanim

n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.

Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.

by Markee Mark April 1, 2007

K-Sav

1. (n.) King Savage
2. (v.) The act of chugging a mixed drink with 5 or more shots worth of strong alcohol. Minimum requirement that the container be at least the same size of a standard "red plastic cup" (a "Flip-cup" cup).
3. (n.) The rightful name to the one who can chug the biggest shot-worth amount of alcohol in one cup.

cmon, man! K-Sav that shit! Ohhh! Only a King Savage could handle something like that!

by Markee Mark September 10, 2007

star bitch

The second player in Super Mario Galaxy that has to get all your star bits and hold off all the enemies for you.

"STAR BITCH! Get over here and get these star bits for me while i'm flying to this new planet!"

by Markee Mark May 23, 2008

StarBit

Hard candy-like snack enjoyed by people and Lumas alike in Super Mario Galaxy.

I need to eat 80 StarBits to burst with snacky happiness then transform!

by Markee Mark May 22, 2008

Beanie Man

n. A man who literally always wears his beanie.

Scott: "You've worn that thing in the shower for the 5th time this month!"
Brian: "I just forget I have it on!"
Scott: "You're such a Beanie Man."

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007