Definitions by Markee Mark

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

Seat Caps by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Beanie Man 

n. A man who literally always wears his beanie.

Scott: "You've worn that thing in the shower for the 5th time this month!"
Brian: "I just forget I have it on!"
Scott: "You're such a Beanie Man."

Beanie Man by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Varanos 

n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.

The Ultimate Weapons of Varanos were triumphant in defeating the Ninja Monkey Assassin army.

Varanos by Markee Mark April 2, 2007

Fontanim 

n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.

Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.

Fontanim by Markee Mark April 1, 2007

screamingalpha 

n. 1.A navy term for a screaming man on fire.
2. A fiery god of the Alphaball, created by the magical ink of Tink's pen.

The screamingalpha brought havoc to all created by making his giant army.

screamingalpha by Markee Mark April 1, 2007