A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.
Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.
by Gman4lifecali November 20, 2010
A college football team with very cocky fans. UM, sorry, make that scUM fans constantly bring up their many national titles and their series lead over Ohio State. But they never mention that 10 of their 11 NCs were won in the leather helmet era, and that they haven't won an undisputed NC since 1949. Also, their series lead against the Buckeyes is pretty much only because they beat OSU alot back in the 1800s and early 1900s, when OSU was still a small A&M type school. Since 1950, the OSU/UM rivalry series has been prety much equal. (and Ohio State has won 4 of the last 5)
Michigan Wolverines fan: We always own the Buckeyes
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron
by osu fan August 7, 2006
1. In terms of college football, the little brother to more prestigious programs such as Notre Dame and Ohio St.
2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.
3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.
4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.
3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.
4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
1. UM FAN #1: Wow, we sure have lost to Ohio St. and Notre Dame a lot in the past five years.
UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?
UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.
2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?
UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.
3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?
UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!
4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?
UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.
2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?
UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.
3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?
UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!
4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 21, 2006
A team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts.
by babrook April 5, 2005
by Kombat August 13, 2007
The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps
A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:
Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
by smludwig September 26, 2007
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