2 definitions by Mark lowe

Clapped cabbage

A clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone.

Keith asif you've lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.

by Mark lowe November 27, 2016

Missing

The act in which something gets lost. Such as 89 million being spent on pogba who then gets lost within inches of grass.

Pogba has been missing for several weeks.

by Mark lowe November 29, 2016