1 definition by Marissathephenomenal

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An extremely critical, tall, Nicaraguan girl, who enjoys Frank Sinatra, playing Grand Theft Auto 4, and Guitar Hero. She has an obsession with Italians and Roman Warfare. White people tend to urk her at most times. She also hates how nobody talks to her. She also insists that every single vagina stinks like rotten fish and old mayonnaise.
(A Sheyla) Ew omg look at that girl's hair. It's so ugly; why does she wear it like that?

-Stop being such a Sheyla, geez.

(A Sheyla) CLOSE, your legs. I can already smell that foul odor.

-Hello.. I actually clean my pussy thanks.
by Marissathephenomenal October 17, 2009

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