3 definitions by MarinaCityBrian

1. The estimated time of arrival of one’s significant other.

2. Estimated Time of Arrival of Bae.
What is your ETBae? I miss you.

If she had given me the right ETBae, I wouldn’t have been waiting so long.
by MarinaCityBrian October 23, 2017
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Dropping shrooms then a line of cocaine as you begin to trip
Do you guys want to do some rally balls tonight?
by MarinaCityBrian October 21, 2021
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Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.
My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 23, 2018
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