Marie's definitions

jerk

A guy who gets a girl drunk and then takes advantage of her. Then the next day she is really sad about it and regretted what she did. Knowing that he still is proud of himself and brags to everyone he knows about what he did.

Luc is telling everyone what an ass he is. He's such a jerk.

by Marie April 19, 2005

preferitize

kind of like prioritizing your preferences; usually done when under the influence of alcohol

Sofia says: "Marie, who do you want to bang tonight?"
Marie replies: "I don't know! I just can't preferitize."

by Marie February 23, 2005

lunus

Lunus is MONEY! Yay, money.

*squee!* I just won a million lunus!

by Marie May 13, 2005

clusterfuck

Reminiscent of when 50 dicks try to get in one hole. Everything is so jammed and tangled up nothing can move in any direction.

I tried to make things better but was stuck in a huge clusterfuck.

by Marie May 21, 2003

blue screen of death

a cruel joke played by bill gates. a blue colored screen that appears whilst using any of the windows operating systems, whether you have done something wrong with the computer or not. it prompts you to press any key to return to windows, or press ctrl alt del, but generally neither work. therefore your computer "dies" and it makes you want a mac even more every time you get the blue screen of death.

fuck you bill gates
windows is fucking gay

what the fuck, the blue screen of death sucks ass. what a great idea to have an operating system with so many holes in it that crashes your computer all the time.

by marie September 18, 2004

Pooh

its smells like that brown thing that comes out ya ass every now and then

god dam my boyfriend smells of poo

by marie February 18, 2007

moffed it

when you've had to many drugs and to much alcohol

oh my god that is'nt my boyfriend DAZ he's proper moffed it

by marie August 22, 2003