The best fucking place ever. This place is directly west of Bismarck, which sucks donkey balls. Mandan is home to some of the most badass and sexy people ever. Such people include people by the name of James, who is writing this because he's pretty happy with where he lives because this place damn sexy. Yeah, a town is sexy. This town is so sexy, the term "Man" came from this town. Anyone who is manly at all came from this badass motherfucking place.
Person 1: Oh shit, look at that badass motherfucker!
Person 2: Damn that guy is manly as fuck!
Person 3: That dude must be from Mandan!
Mandanian: Hell yeah, bitches.