3 definitions by Mallyx
A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in an horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.
This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
by Mallyx June 13, 2014
A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in a horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.
This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
by Mallyx June 13, 2014
Feavage is when a woman is so fat that her vagina has become one giant cleavage. A woman's feavage runs from her vagina to her belly button, and sometimes beyond.
"dude that momma was so fat that her fanny went the whole way up"
"that's gone past a cammel toe... thats feavage"
"our product guarantees to enhance your feavage by 50%"
"that's gone past a cammel toe... thats feavage"
"our product guarantees to enhance your feavage by 50%"
by Mallyx May 21, 2008