2 definitions by Malcolm Forbes

cock-sock

AKA wank-sock, see sock-for-your-co.ck to purchase custom-made, premium quality, stain resistant, easy-wash pairs lovingly hand made to your very own design specifications.

I've used the same cock-sock for years now and it's become rather crusty. I think I will buy some more from sock-for-your-co.ck, they're great etc.

by Malcolm Forbes April 23, 2005

Chalvey

An area of Slough that is full of pakis.

"This place stinks like Chalvey", "Yeah, that's cos it's also full of pakis, innit!"

by Malcolm Forbes April 21, 2005