Malakand_man's definitions

Snorgtees

The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .

non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

Khyber Pass

A mountain pass linking Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Most traffic between the countries passes here.

It is a place of legend and beauty.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Afghanistan.
Person 1: That's no worth being called a country. Let's just say you're from the Khyber.

The Khyber Pass is awesome.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009

Mahabat Khan Mosque

A beautiful mosque in Peshawar, Pakistan.
Built in the 1670's. Mughal architecture.

The Mahabat Khan Mosque is a sacred place where the men of Peshawar gather and perform prayers.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009

Pakistan NCA

Pakistan National Command Authority:
The Pakistani organisation responsible for policy formulation and the exercise of employment and development control over all strategic nuclear forces and strategic organizations.

You think your country is powerful?
Be careful of the Pakistan NCA.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009

Peshawar

Capital of the NWFP in Pakistan.

Peshawar is Pekhawar in Pashto.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009

Malakand Pass

A mountain pass in the Malakand District, Pakistan.

The Malakand Pass is always crowded with trucks.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009