2 definitions by Maijala

Cow Tippin'

Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"

by Maijala March 22, 2011

Bot

noun. Somebody who exists only through texting, Facebook relationships, and various others. Bots will send smiley faces and winky faces to stimulate their ever-expanding need for instant social acceptance without exercising the true capabilities of a human relationship. Bots are the equivalent of phone sex.

BOT: "I miss you :) When are we going to get tacos?"
HUMAN: "Fuck you, bot bitch."

by Maijala March 22, 2011