6 definitions by Maggie the Cat
The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.
A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.
by Maggie the Cat September 22, 2023
An inclination/ proclivity towards people of sexual attraction who appear and/ or are mentally unstable.
His psychophelia caused most of his liaisons to end with a restraining order since he has a knack for crazy women.
by Maggie the Cat May 21, 2022
A person, male or female, whose repressed homosexuality is so severe that he/ she must make derogatory statements/ attack open homosexuals. (see "infinity docking"). These individuals are so filled w/ self loathing that they are compelled to slander those who choose to live happy homosexual lives to avoid their own identities.
The butt spy on the footbaall team mocked the gay member of the marching band while secretly checking out his ass.
by Maggie the Cat April 20, 2013
The mysterious combination of a penis and a vagina that is found on certain intersexes and hermaphrodites. An organ that can neither be classified as a really huge clitoris or a really small penis. Fused labia can only be deferentiated from a tiny scrotum by poking around for testies and/or ovaries.
Not to be confused with the vapena, the pegina, or the vagipenialginas
Not to be confused with the vapena, the pegina, or the vagipenialginas
You - what the heck it that?
Hermaphrodite - oh, that's my paginis, do you like it?
You - I'm not sure. How does it work?
Hermaphrodite - oh, that's my paginis, do you like it?
You - I'm not sure. How does it work?
by Maggie the Cat September 23, 2005
A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie the Cat September 26, 2014
An individual who, whether in reaction to having been an outcast in the past or just by the choice to be an overall disagreeable, opinionated individual who usually frequents coffee shops, don’t believe in drinking alcohol and “don’t watch TV” . This is a point of pretension for them, since what TV was and what it has become are vastly different things. The pseudo will sir at a coffee shop etc of preference on a limitless coffee tab and criticize everything except for the few things and people they like. They tend to carry a sense of entitlement and don’t respect rules of any place. If a pseudo is a musician or otherwise somehow involved in the arts, he/ she looks down on the art of others having universal appeal or potential for success.
A) My ex boyfriend’s pseudo friends jammed at his house religiously and if I was around, my every move was under the most critical scrutiny and I was always talked down to. B) The pseudos who ran and practically lived at my neighborhood coffee shop were constantly heckling me when I showed up to get my latte. They did not believe in doing anything but reading or pretending to read and gossiping with and about the other coffee shop regulars. The biggest pseudo announced that he doesn’t watch television . I asked him “What if PBS had an all day marathon of your favorite movies?” He said that would be no exception. Apparently pseudos do it not believe in clothes that match.
by Maggie the Cat September 22, 2023