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A term used to describe a hybrid between the penis and the vagina.

Can be used to refer to birth defects that result from inter-familial childbirth.
Tom and his cousin Shelley had sex. The baby had a paginis.

I was having intercourse with Johnny, but we had to stop. I didn't know what to do with his paginis.
by Clever&Witty June 16, 2011
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The world's first gender neutral insult. The gender neutral equivalent for douche bag.
KZ: Man, did you see that guy cutting me off on the highway?
MJ: Yah, he's being a real paginis!
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Epicena Vacuus, also known as Paginis, is a very rare disorder that develops in the womb. For unexplained reasons, the sex chromosomes take the form of "Z" resulting in a sexless individual. Those who suffer from Paginis have neither sex organ and develop no distinguishing traits.
-Many Stick Figures are portrayed with Paginis.
-Hillary Clinton has Paginis
by Dr. Geofery Ritzgen December 28, 2008
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When a person, man or woman, has both a penis and a vagina, it is known as a paginis.
Person 1: Hey, the blonde chic over there, I'm going to ask her out!

Person 2: Dude, you might end up with a two person threesome...

Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Dude, she has a paginis!
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The mysterious combination of a penis and a vagina that is found on certain intersexes and hermaphrodites. An organ that can neither be classified as a really huge clitoris or a really small penis. Fused labia can only be deferentiated from a tiny scrotum by poking around for testies and/or ovaries.

Not to be confused with the vapena, the pegina, or the vagipenialginas
You - what the heck it that?
Hermaphrodite - oh, that's my paginis, do you like it?
You - I'm not sure. How does it work?
by Maggie the Cat September 22, 2005
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a paginis is what your broster has; so if you want to sexually pleasure your sibiling you eack (eat/suck) your siblings paginis
eat my paginis
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A penis and vagina together; what a hermaphrodite has
"Worms have paginises"
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