2 definitions by Maeve
The funniest guy alive. I found him because of a girl in school said he was cute, and she send a chain E-Mail about him. Go Carri! (in the hiz-ouse)
by Maeve April 17, 2004
A sexy, beastly man who really did win American Idol, but lost to Ruben Studdard because the judges forgot to use Q-Tips the previous nights.
Paula: Why is that colossal man dripping sweat all over the stage, Simon?
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
by Maeve June 10, 2004