Madd Jester's definitions

Vamp Job

when an adventrous girl keeps a razor blade in her mouth in the middle of oral sex and puts a tiny cut in the man's....cock, dick, or shloong and proceeds t suck is blood...preferrab;y during orgasm.

Holy Shit Batman!!! that girl did a good fukin vamp job!

by Madd Jester September 5, 2003

Pwn

A gay-ass gamer-fag word derived from Own for the soul purpose of showing just how much he or she sucks at life.

Yo i'll Pwn u on Diablo 2 because in real life you'd tapdance on my face.

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

almost

coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.

well i almost-
"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"

by Madd Jester September 20, 2003

Fucktard

A complete and utter fucking retard

50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

Fwap

Hard faast vigorous emotionless sex usually done doggystyle. It aint fwappin' till ou hear the slappin!

Maybe we could...you know?...FWAP FWAP FWAP!!! helll yeah.

by Madd Jester September 20, 2003

overkill

the practice of doing something to much or repeating the same joke. mostly used in humor or competitions.

knock knock!
whos there?
tiny!
tiny who?
tiny fucked a stump!
haha.
dude he fucked ir hard.
yeah.
n fast!!!
really?
n the he droped a huge load of jizzu-----
ok fag, dont overkill it.

by Madd Jester September 5, 2003

Socko

one who makes up a gay word to make fun of people who actually can make words.
A jackass who thinks he knows it all.

isn't it halarious how much of a socko he is.

by Madd Jester September 20, 2003