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3 definitions by Mad Whit

When your penis goes hard. Erect or erection.
Harry, I can tell you ahve been looking in those filthy mags again, Your dick is erect!
by Mad Whit September 14, 2003
To rub your penis until you get much pleasure and you shoot sweet cum.
I had a good onld wank last night, The sheets were soaked in cum!
by Mad Whit September 14, 2003
Smelly, White, Cheese-like substance that forms on your dick.
"After a few months Schmegma forms on his dick...I love to lick it"
by Mad Whit September 09, 2003