2 definitions by Mad Cow Mama

hot funnel

A skanky whore on a dating website/app that is most likely going to "catfish" or decieve you. They will most likely give you an STD.

"Wow that looks like a hot funnel on tinder!"

by Mad Cow Mama April 8, 2017

Hairapy

When you get your hair done and also talk about your life. Whether it be juicy gossip or you just need to unload and tell your hairdresser about all the crazy things in your life. Not only are you getting your hair done but it's also therapy.

I had the best time getting my hair cut today and had some Hairapy with my hair dresser!

by Mad Cow Mama April 15, 2017