2 definitions by MachoMannnnnnnnnn

Valden

Valden. Where can i start ? He’s the funniest guy that you will ever meet! He has a very contagious laugh and crack jokes anytime he can. He can almost get any girl he wants!!! he is a magnet to all the girls. He’s a dynamite. He is one of the most out going person with a slight bit of narcissism but it is okay cause it’s Valden!

Hey Erin have you talked to VALDEN?
Erin: No i haven’t why should i?
Cause he’s a dynamite!!

by MachoMannnnnnnnnn June 26, 2022

Valden

The big guy with the massive slander in his pants. He is the knight and shining armor. HIS RIZZ IS UNMATCHABLE.

omg is that Valden, i heard he’s a player

by MachoMannnnnnnnnn June 18, 2022