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BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.
British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.
by MTF June 16, 2010
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Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.
Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.
Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
by MTF February 9, 2009
Get the Barry Bonds mug.Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!
by MTF January 22, 2009
Get the Jack-In-A-Box mug.Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF March 18, 2012
Get the Zed's dead mug.A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
by MTF February 12, 2009
Get the Snuggie mug."The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.
Overheard:
The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.
You could very well be right.
The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.
You could very well be right.
by MTF June 17, 2010
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