MTF's definitions

Barry Bonds

The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.

Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.

Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.

by MTF February 9, 2009

Daily Double

Engaging in sexual intercourse with two sisters OR daughter and mother, all within the same 24 hour period, but not at the same time. Easier to pull-off than a Trifecta, however still not an easy move to complete given the limited time frame and moral implications.

Ex. 1: Carl pulled a Daily Double yesterday when he hit it at lunch time for a nooner with Zoe, then went out with her sister Chloe for cocktails that evening and ended up spending the night with her.

Ex. 2: Raul noticed his date's mom flirting with him that evening, so the next day after a wild evening of sex with the daughter, he paid her mom a visit for some afternoon delight, thus scoring a Daily Double.

by MTF January 13, 2009

Hall Pass

A week off from marriage to do whatever you want without consequences.

Guy 1:
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.

Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?

Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.

Guy 2:
Lucky!

by MTF March 12, 2011

Kris Humphries

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

by mtf November 18, 2011

Snuggie

A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.

Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?

Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.

by MTF February 12, 2009

Zed's dead

Pulp Fiction dialogue. The last words of the story if the movie was told in chronological order.

Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.

by MTF March 18, 2012

Object Sexual

A person who deeply loves inanimate objects; also known asObjectum Sexual. Only 40 of these people are known of in the world, and all are women who are said to have found each other through the Internet. The vast majority of people who have this have a form ofAsperger's, a syndrome which can inhibit social behavior. A woman in Sweden is married to theBerlin Wall, another woman from the U.S. is married to theEiffel Tower. A facination with large-scale engineering structures seem to be common: bridges, buildings, and landmarks- i.e. theBrooklyn Bridge, and theEmpire State Building.

Onlooker #1-
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?

Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.

Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!

by MTF March 17, 2009