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Barry Bonds

The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.
Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.

Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.
by MTF February 9, 2009
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punar eclipse

When an albino black person walks past an Indian with down syndrome.
It is dangerous to stare directly at a punar eclipse.
by MTF July 29, 2008
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luxury shame

When affluent consumers feel it's necessary to conceal their exorbitant purchases to others, especially in a weak economy.
Bruno felt guilty for purchasing a new Ford GT while many of his co-workers were losing their jobs. Now the GT stays parked in the garage while Bruno drives his Pinto to work. Bruno is experiencing a clear case of "luxury shame". Damn this recession!
by MTF June 24, 2009
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Pussy Shirt

A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.
Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!
by MTF March 14, 2012
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Zed's dead

Pulp Fiction dialogue. The last words of the story if the movie was told in chronological order.
Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF March 18, 2012
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Snuggie

A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?

Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
by MTF February 12, 2009
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The Gilroy

A highly concentrated pheromone usually found in cologne or perfume, when applied to the nape of the neck, even in minuscule amounts, the scent will cause the opposite sex to become incredibly aroused with sexual passion and desire.
In Ocean's Thirteen, The Gilroy is when Matt Damon's character, Linus Caldwell (posing as Lenny Pepperidge in disguise), sets up Ellen Barkin's character, Abigail Sponder for seduction; and consequently ends up stealing the diamonds.
by MTF August 6, 2008
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