A person who deeply loves inanimate objects; also known asObjectum Sexual. Only 40 of these people are known of in the world, and all are women who are said to have found each other through the Internet. The vast majority of people who have this have a form ofAsperger's, a syndrome which can inhibit social behavior. A woman in Sweden is married to theBerlin Wall, another woman from the U.S. is married to theEiffel Tower. A facination with large-scale engineering structures seem to be common: bridges, buildings, and landmarks- i.e. theBrooklyn Bridge, and theEmpire State Building.
Onlooker #1-
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?
Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.
Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?
Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.
Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!
by MTF March 17, 2009
Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF February 09, 2012
by MTF December 10, 2005
Acronym for "Essence Of Other Bitch". Used to express the scent which lingers on you after you have been with a woman who is not your regular girl. This essence may be in the form of perfume or any other bodily fluid still hanging around: sweat, saliva, vaginal secretions, ass, funk, etc. Sometimes it takes several scalding hot showers and time to kill this annoying menace.
(Thought going thru guys head:)
If I go home now, Dolores will know where I have been. Damn. I must hit the gym for a workout and shower to try to get rid of this EOOB that is emanating from my body.
If I go home now, Dolores will know where I have been. Damn. I must hit the gym for a workout and shower to try to get rid of this EOOB that is emanating from my body.
by MTF January 14, 2009
Very small or tiny.
An atom is minuscule. Depending upon your perception, the earth, solar system, or our known galaxy, could look minuscule from far away.
by MTF August 06, 2008
A highly concentrated pheromone usually found in cologne or perfume, when applied to the nape of the neck, even in minuscule amounts, the scent will cause the opposite sex to become incredibly aroused with sexual passion and desire.
In Ocean's Thirteen, The Gilroy is when Matt Damon's character, Linus Caldwell (posing as Lenny Pepperidge in disguise), sets up Ellen Barkin's character, Abigail Sponder for seduction; and consequently ends up stealing the diamonds.
by MTF August 06, 2008
A novelty toy item released just days after Barack Obama being sworn in as 44th President of the United States. Simply turn a handle on the side of the box, hear the tune "Hail to The Chief", and "POP", there's Barack, a caricature of the new president grinning ear to ear!
Kid 1:
Hey, wanna play with my new Barack-In-The-Box?
Kid 2:
That ain't new, it's just an old Jack-In-A-Box. What did Barack do with Jack? Anyway, let's play!
Hey, wanna play with my new Barack-In-The-Box?
Kid 2:
That ain't new, it's just an old Jack-In-A-Box. What did Barack do with Jack? Anyway, let's play!
by MTF January 22, 2009