MTF's definitions

Homojito

A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.

Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.

by MTF July 7, 2010

Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

by MTF February 15, 2009

British Petroleum

BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.

British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.

by MTF June 16, 2010

Grouch

A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.

Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.

by MTF May 19, 2009

Barack-In-The-Box

A novelty toy item released just days after Barack Obama being sworn in as 44th President of the United States. Simply turn a handle on the side of the box, hear the tune "Hail to The Chief", and "POP", there's Barack, a caricature of the new president grinning ear to ear!

Kid 1:
Hey, wanna play with my new Barack-In-The-Box?
Kid 2:
That ain't new, it's just an old Jack-In-A-Box. What did Barack do with Jack? Anyway, let's play!

by MTF January 22, 2009

punar eclipse

When an albino black person walks past an Indian with down syndrome.

It is dangerous to stare directly at a punar eclipse.

by MTF July 29, 2008

Object Sexual

A person who deeply loves inanimate objects; also known asObjectum Sexual. Only 40 of these people are known of in the world, and all are women who are said to have found each other through the Internet. The vast majority of people who have this have a form ofAsperger's, a syndrome which can inhibit social behavior. A woman in Sweden is married to theBerlin Wall, another woman from the U.S. is married to theEiffel Tower. A facination with large-scale engineering structures seem to be common: bridges, buildings, and landmarks- i.e. theBrooklyn Bridge, and theEmpire State Building.

Onlooker #1-
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?

Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.

Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!

by MTF March 17, 2009