MTF's definitions

Barry Bonds

The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.

Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.

Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.

by MTF February 9, 2009

iPhone 4

"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.

Overheard:

The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.

You could very well be right.

by MTF June 17, 2010

Zed's dead

Pulp Fiction dialogue. The last words of the story if the movie was told in chronological order.

Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.

by MTF March 18, 2012

Jack-In-A-Box

A toy. Not to be confused with "Jack in the box", a fast-food restaurant.

Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!

by MTF January 22, 2009

Object Sexual

A person who deeply loves inanimate objects; also known asObjectum Sexual. Only 40 of these people are known of in the world, and all are women who are said to have found each other through the Internet. The vast majority of people who have this have a form ofAsperger's, a syndrome which can inhibit social behavior. A woman in Sweden is married to theBerlin Wall, another woman from the U.S. is married to theEiffel Tower. A facination with large-scale engineering structures seem to be common: bridges, buildings, and landmarks- i.e. theBrooklyn Bridge, and theEmpire State Building.

Onlooker #1-
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?

Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.

Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!

by MTF March 17, 2009

Radio Station Withdrawal

A heart-felt feeling of sadness occuring when a long-listened to radio station suddenly changes formats, and with little or no warning, your regularly listened to programing entertainment is gone.

A sure sign of tough economic times, after many years, 97.1 Free FM in Los Angeles switched formats from Talk Radio to Top 40. Gone are my daily favorites such as Adam Carolla in the morning, and Tom Leykis in the afternoon. I felt that these DJ entertainers were like family to me after listening to their programs for years. I am feeling depression and anxiety since I can't get my daily fix, something I can only describe as Radio Station Withdrawal.

by MTF February 27, 2009

oral sex

Mouth to genital stimulation. Also referred to as "fellatio"- when done to a male, and "cunnilingus" when done to a female.

Example 1: Dick had oral sex with Jane. Jane had oral sex with Dick. (i.e. Dick's Dick. Pun intended).

Example 2: Jane was able perform cunnilingus on herself, much to Dick's surprise, curiosity, and delight. Quite a scene! (Jane was a contortionist and gymnast.)

by MTF January 26, 2010