CBA (Can't Be Arsed) Syndrome is a medically recognised form of severe laziness that affects thousands of teenagers and college students across the globe each year.
Teacher: Why haven’t you completed the essay I set over the weekend Dave?
Dave: I had a severe case of CBA Syndrome Miss!
A baby swan.
Teacher: What do you call a baby swan?
Student: A swanling!
Teacher: Yeah, that's close enough.
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