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DTDLDA: Dont Touch, Dont look, Dont Aproach
Steven :(on holiday in japan),Approaches woman in the club to flirt.
Phil : (stops Steven), Nah bro she's DTDLDA
Steven: huh?
Phil: Dont Touch, Dont Look, Dont Approach.
Steven: why?
Phil: Shes Yakuza...
Steven:😟😱...
by MR MIXER November 23, 2022
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Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.
Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.
by MR MIXER April 17, 2023
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When you've finally done something that should be so simple to do, but takes you so long to achieve.

(Inspired by the moment Tom Hanks finally made fire after so long trying in the film cast away)
I tried threading a needle but it took me an hour to do this. When I finally threaded the needle, I shouted with joy. That was my cast away moment.
by MR MIXER June 12, 2019
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Crim rec: Criminal record
Steven: (leaves the club) tries to approach another woman to chat her up.
Tony: (Stops Steven), Nah not her my guy
Steven: why not?

Tony: Shes got a Crim rec.
Steven: for what?
Tony: Setting guys up. Shes a Jezebel
Steven: ffs cant catch a break...
by MR MIXER November 23, 2022
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A phrase used when emphasising that your still doing something from long ago or something is still being done from a long time ago.

Used and popularised by the american boxer Deontey Wilder in the famous Till This Day! interview, which turned into a popular meme.

Has to be overemphasised in a slightly angry tone when saying it.
emily: Are you still eating that pizza from a week ago?

Sam: Till This Day!
by MR MIXER July 2, 2019
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