MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Double Dipping

1. Two dudes licking and fingering the same pussy 2. Two dicks in the same pussy

Jessica explodes during a double dipping!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Hole-in-One

A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy

The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Pussy Racist

A guy that will only tap broads of a certain color

P-Phat, a pussy racist, would not go down on the black broad but MOCO dove in tongue first.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Frosted Peaks

Titties that have been creamed (jizzed on)

Jessica enjoys receiving frosted peaks!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012