MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Roto Rooting

Anal sex - the guy's dick is rooting around for shit in his partner's ass

Rumor has it that Tom Cruise likes to receive a roto rooting several times per week.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Dick Slick

The large amount of cum deposited into a broad's cunt that the broad feels floating around inside her for several hours after sex

It's better than an oil slick!

MOCO: This morning I gave Lisa a dick slick!

P-Phat: I dick slicked Candice last week!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Bum-Rushing

Anal sex performed in prison

Most male prisoners are doomed to experience some bum-rushing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)

Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

The Big Nappy & Unrefined

New Orleans, LA

Rednecks flock to New Orleans to partake in drunken debauchery; more fitting nickname than the Big Easy, NOLA or the Crescent City

Redneck 1: What we's doin' for Mardi Gras?

Redneck 2: We's gettin' drunk in New Orleans!

Onlooker: More trash coming to The Big Nappy & Unrefined!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010