MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Down-Under Kiss

1. A dude kissing and licking a chick’s pussy lips 2. Two lesbians rubbing their pussy lips together Kiss Down-Under

The porno featured a Down-Under Kiss by the Sin Twins!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Crank Yanking

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

She had hands like André the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Buffy Muffy

A Bald, smooth pussy

Jessica had a buffy muffy!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Marination Station

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.

(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)

President Clinton loved to marinate cigars in Monica Lewinsky's Marination Station!

by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

Equal Opportunity

A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist

MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008