MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Snapping A Deuce

Number 2; taking a shit

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Equal Opportunity

A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist

MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Super-Sucker

A broad that is an expert at giving head (blow jobs)

MOCO: Do you know what I call Lisa?

P-Phat: No, what?

MOCO: Super-Sucker

P-Phat: Why?

MOCO: Because she gives the best blow jobs ever!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink

One dick in a chick's pussy (pink) and one dick in her asshole (stink)

Pornstars like 1 in the pink 1 in the stink!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Jobbie Dawner

Placing (making) a booty call between 5 am and 7 am

(related to Jobbie Nooner - noon (lunchtime) booty call)

Any guy would willing wake up for a Jobbie Dawner!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009