Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Heat Seeking Missile

Dick, cock, prick, pecker

Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Q-wad

2 dicks in the pink (pussy) and 2 dicks in the stink (ass)

Sorority girls hope that frat boys will q-wad them!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Pearled Pussy

1. A pussy that has been creamed (jizzed on) 2. A pussy that has been stuffed with a pearl necklace

Jessica showed me her pearled pussy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008