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Bobbing-for-Apples

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking
Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
mugGet the Bobbing-for-Applesmug.

10 Knuckle Shuffle

1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles
John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012
mugGet the 10 Knuckle Shufflemug.

Swab Her Poop Deck

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
mugGet the Swab Her Poop Deckmug.

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the National Jerk Off Daymug.

Snapping A Deuce

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
mugGet the Snapping A Deucemug.

Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)
Some broads are experts at ham glazing!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the Ham Glazingmug.

Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)
Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
mugGet the Monty Pythonmug.

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