MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Bum-Rushing

Anal sex performed in prison

Most male prisoners are doomed to experience some bum-rushing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Knob Job

A blow job Hog Smoking

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

MOCO

MOnster COck; a huge dick - in terms of both length and girth

Similar to, but larger than, HOCO

John Holmes was famous for his MOCO!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2010

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Beer Marinated Brat

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth

When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck

MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Pylon

A monstrous cock; a monstrous dick

Chicks pile on the pylon; they can't get enough!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007