MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Log Flogging

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy log flogging!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Marinating

The act of sticking items into a wet, hot pussy in order to tenderize them or to enhance their flavor

Clinton liked marinating his cigars in Monica's twat!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

N-T-A-C

No Talent Ass Clown

Completely useless person; idiot; douche bag; pud

Snooki is a N-T-A-C!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

Boner Off

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins

MOCO always wins the Boner Off!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Red River Shootout

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Ploughing the Diamond

A guy with a huge dick who is fucking, banging or having sex {he is separating the folds of the pussy (or the baseball diamond)}

MOCO is an expert at ploughing the diamond!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009