MITB's definitions

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

Robed

When a person ingests a large amount of the cough suppresant Dextromethorphan, which is the active ingredient in Robitussin and other brands of cough syrup. Robed is derived from Robitussin.

Let's get robed and go to the mall.

by MITB April 19, 2006

Neon slap

The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.

"Damn, speedo stopped working again!"
< Neon slap >
"That's better."

by MITB September 13, 2006

butt wanker

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.

That guy is such a butt wanker.

by MITB April 19, 2006

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006

The Final Countdown

A movie from 1980 about the USS Nimitz going through a time warp to December 6th, 1941. Once they accept their situation, they try to stop the Japanese from bombing Pearl Harbor. They are pulled back into the time warp before they can stop the attack, returning 2 days after they left.

Starring Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Katherine Ross and Charles Durning.

Filmed during the Nimitz' Sep 79-May 80 cruise. Squadrons aboard included VF-41 and VF-84 (F-14A Tomcats), VA-35 (A-6E Intruder), VA-82 and VA-86 (A-7E Corsair II), VFP-63 (RF-8G Crusader), VAQ-134 (EA-6B Prowler), VS-24 (S-3A Viking), VAW-112 (E-2B Hawkeye), and HS-9 (SH-3H Sea King). All squadrons get time on film. (from IMDB)

The Final Countdown is a good movie if you like sci-fi/drama.

an F-14 pilot is reporting the identity of a pair of enemy planes to Captain Yelland over the radio
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.
(from IMDB)

by MITB June 19, 2008