MITB's definitions

Flame Boy

The driver of a race car with red flames painted on it. It could be a Nascar driver, but it doesn't have to be.

I hope Flame Boy blows his engine again, it's hilarious to see him cry like a little girl.

by MITB November 6, 2007

tw@

Less offensive way to spell twat, meaning female genitalia.

She wasn't wearing panties under her skirt, so I saw her tw@ when she was sitting down.

by MITB April 16, 2006

Russian Federation

The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.

They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.

Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.

by mitb October 24, 2008

Motherless Bastard

A double insult, accusing one of having no father or mother, implying that one was simply found somewhere, possibly under a flat rock or some other place where disgusting things might be found.

You Motherless Bastard!

by MITB December 29, 2007

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.

Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!

by MITB September 29, 2006