93 definitions by MIKEY

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!

by MIKEY February 20, 2003

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by MIKEY December 13, 2003

Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by MIKEY August 16, 2004

The Issac

When you are doing a chic doggy style, you turn your head towards the camera and a double finger gun, as in the opening shots of The Love Boat.

Dude, I was hittin this chick and got the Issac in the video five times

by MIKEY April 26, 2005

flid

a word me andrew robbed off of people from the didcot wave!!!! meaning idiot/twat

fuck you, you flid!/i'ma kill you, you flid

by MIKEY February 21, 2005

metro-sexual

1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.

Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.

by MIKEY July 24, 2004

Debate

The act of purposely arguing with someone you know will never agree with you and being ok with that because you feel the same way. See argueyellabuse fun

I'm right, no i'm right. Anarchist . . .
Bush Lover!

by MIKEY December 11, 2003