MCMXCV's definitions

lady lettuce

The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay

Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"

by MCMXCV February 1, 2008

gypsy juice

Cider, especially rough scrumpy ciders.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.

Dave: "Fancy getting some beers in tonight, Kev?"

Kev : "I dunno dude, ive only got 74 pence!"

Dave: "Thats OK we can buy a whole Gallon of Gypsy Juice for that!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008