To pee yourself laying down, so it flows between your ass cheeks, because it feels good.
To pee your pants, because you like it.
To willingly pee while wearing clothes, for fun.
To pee your bed, then smell it.
To be the sexiest motherfucker alive, above the age of 40. You must smoke, occasionaly, and generally drive the ladies wild. You laugh like a badger, but it only drives the ladies wild. You might be a gray panthers, but you're still hot. And you make the elevator truly uncomfortable.
AKA "Handsome Hantz."
"Man, that was a wild time with Hantz last night."