MARTIN's definitions

atomic

Used to expand a phrase, meaning a devastating experience of epic proportions from which nothing is salvageable.

1. What an atomic waste of time!
2. George just got an atomic wedgie.

by Martin December 15, 2003

independee

Independee is some one who fights to not be in a group. (Such as grunger(THEY RULE) townie(They suk!!!!!!) skaters etc...) This back fires on them because they put themselves in a group fghting to not be in a group. Stupid eh? Oh how the world would be a happier place if we wer all grungers:)

Grunger: Are you a grunger?
Independee: *screaming and shouting not understandable by a grunger* wots d piont in trying to be like someone?
Grunger: Dude, no need to be like that. I don't care what I am, so I'm forced into the grunger group
Independee: *more confusing screaming*
Grunger: Whatever dude, you've made yourself an independee, so there's no escaping fool.
Independee: *Pulls out knife*

*Where did the grunger go?*

by Martin November 17, 2004

ahoy hoy

Standard response to ahoy

Ahoy hoy

by Martin December 10, 2002

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

Bag head

Glue sniffer or solvent abuser.

Magea is a bag head
Stop being such a bag 'ead

by Martin January 3, 2005