MARTIN's definitions

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 1, 2003

Ya Boss

Ya boss is another way to say blow job.

"My night was pretty good, got Ya Boss."

by Martin July 12, 2004

pimdaddy

best pimp of them all

yo churro, your the pimpdaddy

by Martin April 19, 2003

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

CMA

Cover My Ass. Used when you choose the safe tactic. May also be said when you have done something wrong and dont want to take the fall for it.

I am working according to the CMA tactic!

by Martin January 31, 2004

gangster

What all the fella's at christchurch are gonna be on friday 11th

Gangster's are gonna be controlling the school

by Martin February 8, 2005

cock ranger

a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.

"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."

by Martin November 19, 2004