MARTIN's definitions

Bluffing

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.

Bluffing is often used in poker.

by Martin January 29, 2004

cruzzo

to cruise, to ride. be a rider, a cruiser

"... 20 inch lorenzo, thats tha way I cruzzo..."

by Martin March 25, 2005

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

CMA

Cover My Ass. Used when you choose the safe tactic. May also be said when you have done something wrong and dont want to take the fall for it.

I am working according to the CMA tactic!

by Martin January 31, 2004

Dinosaurus-Rex

A big dinosaur that was scary and toothful.

I saw a dinosaurus rex and I nearly crapped myself

by Martin June 11, 2004