4 definitions by M0THER

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Author of "Magic without Pants: A Memoir", Penaloza started writing as a young boy while living with a traveling French circus in 1942. He began as a simple water boy for the football team but would soon be promoted to magician. Following many sold out shows and disappearing cats, he was inducted into the prestigious society Avada Kedavra where requirements for membership consist of elastic skin, booty shaking, etc. After a freak accident resulting in 26 bowl cuts, he biked towards Sacramento, CA, USA A-OK. He now resides in a little town in Sacramento called River Parque with his loving husband Adan and his two girls Shauna and Gramarie. Penaloza continues to write to this day and is working his novella, "Grapeshot, the Deadliest Weapon". Occasionally he showcases his flying baby act while riding his fixed gear.
What? You bought two lions? You could've evolved three Jonathan Lee Penaloza's for that greenleaf.
by M0THER April 08, 2009
An awesome school that is very diverse. Their population with blacks are now up to a whopping 8 percent. School is ran by principal Baffico and VP Gish. Rules with a golden fist. Here are some of the very strict rules

no red, white,blue or american flag styled t-shirts
no cursing whatsoever
no random dancing
no open toed shoes
no mohawks
no weapons of mass destruction
no chewing gum

any of the rules being broken will result in expulsion

The school also indulges in the good things in life such as having to share a cafeteria with an elementary school, fun collapsing roofs, instruments from middles schools, and a shelf
Sharon: West Campus High School has the highest API in the universe!
Danny: They also have a lot of e-tards.
by M0THER April 08, 2009
Began playing horns at age three. After years of working in a tofu manufacturing company, created the "souzaphone". Later the invention would be stolen and renamed "sousaphone" due to infringement
Dude! Dylan Souza totally pissed into his sousaphone
by M0THER April 09, 2009
Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.
Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off
by M0THER April 13, 2009

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